Oh little spiky Pufferfish I bet that you would taste delish If prickly face and spiny tushy Were made of substance much more squishy! And yet, transmogrification Cannot improve our situation. Our triumph would be oh so fleetin’: A plush fish is not made for eatin’! So cuddle him when times get rough And spurn the nibbles full of fluff! This Pufferfish is legendary For purposes less culinary! 15 squishy inches of inedible fishy. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!